Amused by Police Scanners

October 7, 2009

Lady of the evening

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 11:53 pm

Dispatch: All units enroute, check for working girls in the parking lot.

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Night court

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 9:46 pm

Officer: Get me an ambulance. I’m down at the court house and Shorty just bit Big Nose’s ear.

Melting

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 9:40 pm

Officer: Here comes the rain. I feel drops.

Dispatch: Hope you’ve been a good witch.

Where there’s smoke

Filed under: Fire,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 9:39 pm

Dispatch: This is the sound you hear when there is a fire. This is not a fire call. That is all.

Trick or Treat

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 9:23 pm

Dispatch: Reporting party says someone defecated in their driveway.

Color is important

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 5:22 am

Dispatch: Respond to a report of a man and woman having relations on a green Chevy.

Kinky…

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 2:22 am

Officer 1: How hard can it be to find a girl wearing hot pink and handcuffs?
Officer 2: You haven’t found her, yet.

In a landlocked state…

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 2:20 am

Officer 1: TIDAL WAVE!

Brought to you by Hunger

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 2:01 am

Officer 1: Are we going out to eat after this? That’s the most important thing I need to know.

Officer 2: Of course.

Officer 1: I’ll let the media know.

What is…

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:58 am

Officer: Thank you for playing radio Jeopardy!

Taking things out of context part II

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:54 am

Dispatch: We got a call about a stolen Rhino.

Taking things out of context

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:53 am

Dispatch: I don’t know who’s responsible for this bull, but we need to get someone out there.

A Veritable Smorgasbord

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:50 am

Officer: <at the state fair> Do we have any outstanding missing persons?

Rabies

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:48 am

Dispatch: He’s foaming at the mouth trying to wave down a bus.

Choose you cell phone ring carefully

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:46 am

Dispatch: Be on the lookout for a white female, 5 foot 6, driving a white car with paper tags. (Dueling Banjos starts playing in the background) She was last seen heading north and may be armed.

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