Amused by Police Scanners

October 8, 2009

Running with sharp objects

Filed under: Ambulance,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 11:39 pm

dispatch: 64-year-old male conscious and breathing with lacerations in his mouth.

(5 minutes pass)

Dispatch: Caller says that 64-year-old male with lacerations was running with a stick in his mouth when he fell.

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Gun fight

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 11:35 pm

Dispatch: Caller reports a man in his backyard carrying a gun. Caller went outside with a knife to confront him.

Sergeant:  Pretty stupid to take a knife to a gun fight.

Criminal Mastermind

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 12:56 am

Officer: Get me an ambulance out here. The subject has cuts all over his hands.

Dispatch: Any idea how they happened?

Offcier: He was trying to break into a house.

on Technology

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 12:24 am

Officer: This high dollar piece of junk stopped working.

Dispatch: That explains why my computer still says you’re in the parking lot.

The reason for uniforms

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 12:10 am

Dispatch: Reporting party says two suspicious men are knocking on her door. They ring her bell, get into a car, drive around the block slowly for a few minutes, and return.

Officer 1: That would be me, dispatch. Trying to serve a warrant.

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