Amused by Police Scanners

October 9, 2009

Lost my keys

Filed under: Fire,Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 11:28 pm

Dispatch: Calling party is locked in a room. This is a possible [mental health] call.

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Oops…

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 8:06 pm
Officer: My unit has been involved in an accident. No injuries. Let the Captain know the media is already on scene.
 
Dispatch: That was fast.
 
Officer: Yeah. He smacked me pretty good.

Get this party started

Filed under: Fire,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 3:05 am

Dispatch: All units, calling party reports her house is filling up with smoke. Everyone is out of the house.

(10 minutes later)

Fire fighter: This is going to be a fog machine.

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