Amused by Police Scanners

October 14, 2009

Ironing out domestic differences

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 11:37 pm

Officer: There’s an iron print on his forehead where she hit him with the iron. He should stand out.

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Desperate Housewives

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 9:05 pm

Officer: I’m available.

Dispatch: Imagine that. All your charm and you’re still available.

Officer: Don’t tell the spouse.

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