Amused by Police Scanners

October 15, 2009

Get out the tinfoil

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:35 pm

Dispatcher: Caller believes someone is targeting him with a microwave or a laser beam. He says he can feel it tickle.

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Evidence

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:32 pm

Dispatch: Caller says her house was burglarized. Burglar left indecent photos and stole jewelry

Officer on scene: We have recovered photos of a man with a wine bottle up his anus, another with a telephone-handset, yet another with a toothbrush.

Dispatch: …

Officer: Sadly we drank from the wine bottle, talked on the telephone, and brushed our teeth before we found the photographs.

Cow problem

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:00 am

Dispatch: Reporting party says a cow is sleeping against her front door.

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