Amused by Police Scanners

November 30, 2009

Morphine

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:39 pm

Officer: Did you say they think she’s seeing elephants?

Dispatch: He thinks it might be the medication.

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November 27, 2009

One of the regulars

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 2:13 pm

Officer: I think I know who that is. (pause) His front teeth, do you know if he’s missing some.

November 26, 2009

The hazards of recreational drugs

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 2:12 pm

Dispatch: Reporting party wants to call off the police. He says he was smoking weed and imagined the attack.

November 25, 2009

Calling all cars a thousand miles away

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 12:18 pm

Oklahoma Dispatcher: We figured out the problem, the calling party is in California. Information directed her to the wrong police department.

Officer 1: I’m not driving that far for this.

Officer 2: I will…

November 24, 2009

Where not to hide from police

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:43 pm

Officer: He’s running toward the donut shop.

November 23, 2009

A place to hide

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:44 pm

Officer: The little fellow locked in the bathroom was from the armed robbery call. He was too scared to come out when I demanded he open the door.

November 20, 2009

Reasons for calling 911

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 2:12 pm

Dipatch: […] complaining that there is no toilet paper for them to use.

November 19, 2009

Police Speak

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:45 pm

Officer: Did you notice the pool car in the bull pen?

November 18, 2009

Check the trees

Filed under: Fire,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 2:16 pm

Dispatch: Rescue 55, caller advised the person was lying by a tree. No other information.

Rescue 55: O.K. we still got about 9,000 trees to check but we’re gettin’ to ’em as fast as we can.

November 17, 2009

Lose something?

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:55 pm

Officer: Call […] and ask if he lost a white woman in handcuffs…

November 16, 2009

Things not to tell an officer

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:29 am

Dispatch: Reporting party says his friends left him behind at the gas station and continued north to […]. He adds that they’ve been smoking marihuana.

Officer: Why am I not surprised.

November 13, 2009

Steal my police car once…

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:31 pm

Officer: I need back-up!

Dispatch: What is the nature?

Officer: My guy just drove off in the unit.

November 12, 2009

Not in my neighborhood

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 2:09 pm

Dispatch: There’s a deer in an apartment complex. The calling party is terrified it will hurt somebody.

November 11, 2009

Stay classy…

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:33 pm

Dispatch: The gangbangers are fighting at the park.

November 10, 2009

Snake trouble

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 2:11 pm

Dispatch: Engine Five, this is an interesting one. Address is … behind Papa John’s. Some (juveniles) apparently took a python out of their Jeep, shot it and then hit a telephone pole while trying to drive away. Just be careful.

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