Amused by Police Scanners

March 17, 2010

Rather opinionated

Filed under: Ambulance,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 12:18 pm

Paramedic: Go ahead and request an officer. We’ve responded to this hell-hole before.

February 18, 2010

Word of the night

Filed under: Ambulance,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:26 pm

Paramedic: Reporting Bladder spasms

December 3, 2009

Driver’s Ed

Filed under: Ambulance,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 11:41 am

Dispatch: Ambulance 11. Reporting Party says she’s having a heart attack.

Ambulance: I copy that. Any more information?

Dispatch: She says she was teaching her son to drive.

October 23, 2009

“Man” Down

Filed under: Ambulance,Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 5:01 pm

Dispatch: We’ve got a report of a man down. White female, large beard, black pants.

October 8, 2009

Running with sharp objects

Filed under: Ambulance,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 11:39 pm

dispatch: 64-year-old male conscious and breathing with lacerations in his mouth.

(5 minutes pass)

Dispatch: Caller says that 64-year-old male with lacerations was running with a stick in his mouth when he fell.

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