Amused by Police Scanners

February 23, 2010

What is really important

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:14 pm

Dispatch: We’ll have Girl Scout Cookies on site.

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February 22, 2010

Livestock Hazards

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:02 pm

Officer: There is a goat beating its head on the front door of this resident.

February 19, 2010

Gotta get my fix

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:27 pm

Dispatch: Victim was stabbed and car was stolen. Victim believes suspect was going to Walmart for cigarettes.

February 18, 2010

Word of the night

Filed under: Ambulance,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:26 pm

Paramedic: Reporting Bladder spasms

February 17, 2010

Nice try

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:22 pm

Officer: Thisi isn’t a car theft in progress. This is the repo man.

February 16, 2010

At least there was a fire

Filed under: Fire,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:15 pm

Fire Fighter: I see smoke in the area. Dispatch, this is coming from someone’s fireplace.

February 15, 2010

The Gentleman’s high speed pursuit

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:42 pm

Deputy: He’s even using his turn signal and stopping at signs.

February 12, 2010

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:27 pm

Officer: I want to be a well-oiled machine, just like you.

February 11, 2010

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:06 pm

Officer: That was an AWESOME Copy. Tango.

February 10, 2010

Sign from above

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:11 pm

Officer: That’s a sure sign we’ve been out here too much.

February 9, 2010

I’ve lived in stranger places

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 12:57 pm

Officer: Unless the apartment complex I’m headed to is in a FedEx office, it doesn’t exist.

February 8, 2010

Some parents hate their children

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 11:14 am

Officer: His last name is Maule, M-A-U-L-E. First name is Ellen, E-L-L-E-N. Middle name Keith.

February 5, 2010

I’ll find it!

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:15 pm

Dispatch: Describe the car.
Office: It’s white with snow… Don’t know what’s underneath.

February 4, 2010

George of the Jungle

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:14 pm

Officer: This truck that spun off the road has about 50 pounds of bananas in the bed.

February 3, 2010

Weathering the complications

Filed under: Police,Scanners — amusedbypolicescanners @ 1:06 pm

Officer: Be advised, I just lost my keys in the snow.

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